Classic Rock Artists as D&D Character Classes and Tropes

 Which classes would various classic rock artists be?  Inspired by a podcast over on Gothridge Manor by Tim and Ivy called "Three Chickens and a Whisk."  Enjoy!

The Epic Tim Shorts and Rob Conley Joint Interview!

This was a blast!  I was finally able to do a joint interview with Tim Shorts of Gothridge Manor, and Rob Conley from Bat in the Attic.  They are good friends who have been gaming together since they were kids in the 80's.  Lots of great old stories from two of the most creative guys in the OSR.  I know you'll enjoy it. 

Joe and Bro Firepit Show

We talk about online gaming in the time of Corona, conventions, how each of our games are going, mass combat, world development, and, of course, Matt Jackson

Joe and Bro Corona Apocalypse Firepit Podcast!

We catch up on life, what games we are playing, and how his migration to Roll 20 has been going.

It's Matt Jackson's 78th Birthday! Everyone Go Wish Him Happy Bday!

The 'Grouchiest Man in Gaming', the 'Grandfather of the OSR' is approaching his 80's!

Happy Birthday You Grouchy Fucker!

Listen to my birthday message to him here.

Go wish him happy birthday on his blog, or leave a voicemail on his podcast.  I'm sure he'll love and appreciate it.  :)

I'm Back! Game Updates, Voicemails, Goals for the New Year. Enjoy!

Thanks for listening guys!  A few updates on the games I'm playing and running, plus some voicemails. 

Joe and Bro Firepit Show: Mentzer for Kids, Him DM'ing, My Solo Game With Him, and Two Months of Voicemails

Enjoy!  Sorry for not responding to all the voicemails sooner.  I was taking a bit of a break.

The mechanics for adding Elves, Dwarves, Gnomes and Halflings to the AS&SH system. What do you think?

Demi-Human Abilities for Astonishing Swordsmen and Sorcerers of Hyperborea

Race	Ability, Longform	Abilities, Detailed Below
Elf All Elves need 20% more experience per level to level up than humans of the same class.	Plus one intelligence, Minus one constitution Can use long and short bows and long and short swords regardless of class At character creation an Elf can pick one first level Magician spell.  That spell can be cast once every 48 hours, no memorization or material components required.  That spell, once chosen, cannot be changed for any other.	Telescopic Vision Twilight Vision Magical Potency Magical Knowledge Alertness Move Silently Hide Ambusher Discern Noise Detect Secret Doors
Dwarf All Dwarves need 15% more experience per level to level up than humans of the same class.	Plus one constitution, Minus one charisma Add a plus one to their chance to appraise items crafted of precious metals and/or carved stone Can use all hammers and axes Can use any type of armor and shield (not that certain classes that prohibit casting while using certain types of armor and shield trumps this ability)	Heat Vision Tough Resilient Magic Resistant Fearless Small Sized Advantages Discern Noise Discern Smell Poison Resistance Determine Depth and Grade
Halfling All Halflings need 15% more experience per level to level up than humans of the same class.	Plus one dexterity, Minus one strength Plus one to hit with sling stones or thrown stones. At character creation a halfling can pick one first level Druid spell.  That spell can be cast once every 48 hours, no memorization or material components required.  That spell, once chosen, cannot be changed for any other.	Dark Vision Fearless Small Sized Advantages Climb Move Silently Hide Ambusher Poison Resistance Lucky
Gnome All Gnomes need 15% more experience per level to level up than humans of the same class.	Plus one to either dexterity or intelligence, Minus one to either strength or constitution Add a plus one to their chance to appraise items crafted of precious metals and/or gems At character creation a gnome can pick one first level illusionist spell.  That spell can be cast once per day, no memorization or material components required.  That spell, once chosen, cannot be changed for any other.	Microscopic Vision Heat Vision Magic Resistant Friend to Burrowing Animals Small Sized Advantages Discern Noise Discern Smell Perceive Illusion Determine Depth and Grade

All Races:  Must abide by armor restrictions of the classes over races, as in magic users who cannot use armor while casting cannot use armor when casting just because they are a dwarf.   Bonuses and abilities don’t stack if you get it for both race and class.  Except as described below, you pick the best one.

Abilities:  Note that some have been slightly altered from their equivalent in the AS&SH book, others are completely new.

Telescopic Vision:  See two times further than Humans with the same level of detail and accuracy.

Microscopic Vision:  See two times more detail than humans when looking at tiny objects.

Heat Vision:  See in the infrared spectrum out to 60 feet.  Helpful when looking for gems and metals underground as they often have a subtly different heat signature than the ground around them.  Any heat source like a torch or lantern or even a candle ruins this vision for ten minutes and impairs even normal vision for two minutes.  Penalized by two to all rolls during that time.

Dark Vision:  Can see in the dark in shades of grey up to 30 feet as if it was daytime.  Not disturbed by anything.

Twilight Vision: While outdoors, at night, can see as if it was twilight as long as there are stars and a moon in the sky.  If an elf, this basically grants you the ability to see at night as a normal human would during the day.  Not disturbed by anything.

Tough: One bonus hit point per level.

Resilient: Can move at normal pace while carrying twice the weight of a human with the same stats. (pg 236, table 79)

Magic Resistant:  You gain a plus one bonus to all saves versus magic.

Magical Potency:  Enemies save at minus one versus your spells, and you gain a plus two bonus to spell resistance checks enemies make against spells you cast at them.

Magical Knowledge:  Plus one to rolls involving arcane lore checks.

Friend to Burrowing Animals:  Have a telepathic and empathic bond with small burrowing animals.  Can control the ones within 5 feet that another is not controlling.  Can see and hear through one within 15 feet that another is not controlling.  Note that this form of communication does not mean the animal is any smarter.  While linked in this way if the creature dies the possessor/controller is stunned for three hours, and if it is hurt in any way they are stunned for one hour.

Fearless:  Plus two to all saves versus fear effects.

Small Sized Advantages:  Plus one to AC when fighting creatures one size larger than man sized.  

Alertness: Reduces by one (−1) on a d6 roll the party’s chance to be surprised when traversing the wilds (see Vol. III, p. 244: Combat, surprize).

Climb: To ascend or descend sheer cliffs or walls without need of climbing gear, if lightly armoured or unarmoured, as a thief of half their level, rounded down (see p. 23: Table 11). If vertical, the surface must be rough or cracked. At least one check must be made per 100 feet of climbing. Failure indicates the climber has slipped and fallen at about the midpoint of the check (see Vol. III, p. 263: Damage, falling damage).

Move Silently: To stalk as a panther, moving when traversing the wilds alone with preternatural quiet as a thief of half their level, rounded down (see p. 23: Table 11). The character must be lightly armoured or unarmoured. This skill is executed at half the character’s normal movement rate.

Hide: If lightly armoured or unarmoured, able to hide when traversing the wilds alone as a thief of half their level, rounded down (see p. 23: Table 11), lurking behind bushes, rocks, trees, and the like. The huntsman can camouflage himself, or flatten his body to the ground whilst remaining still. Only the slightest movement is permissible (e.g., unsheathing a blade, opening a pouch). Hiding is impossible in direct sunlight, or if the character is actively observed. In non-wilderness areas (e.g., cities, dungeons), his chance-in-twelve for success is penalized by −2.

Ambusher: When traversing the wilds alone or with others of like ability, the character’s base surprize chance increases by one (+1) on a d6 roll. Furthermore, when outdoors and working with the untrained, the character increases by one (+1) the party’s chance to surprize, if he positions and prepares them accordingly.

Discern Noise: Unusually perceptive when outdoors if an elf or Halfling, or if underground if a gnome or dwarf, detecting the faintest sounds. Can hear normal things sooner than humans. The character can discern noise as a thief of half their level, rounded down (see p. 23: Table 11). Six rounds (one minute) of concentrated listening are required.

Discern Smell:  Smells things others do not.  Can smell normal things sooner than humans. For faint smells, the character can Discern Smell as a thief of half their level, rounded down, Discerns Noise (see p. 23: Table 11). Six rounds (one minute) of concentrated listening are required.

Perceive Illusion: +2 bonus to saving throws versus illusions and phantasms. If the illusion is that of a sorcerer 3 or more levels lower than the illusionist, then the saving throw bonus is instead equal to the level difference (e.g., a 7th-level illusionist met by the phantasm spell of a 3rd-level bard gains a +4 saving throw bonus).  For gnomes this ability is believed to be linked to their Microscopic Vision in some way.

Detect Secret Doors: Find a secret door on a base 3-in-6 chance.

Poison Resistance: Plus one bonus on all saving throws versus poison, though not other death saving throws.

Determine Depth and Grade: Ascertain the extent of a pit, chasm, or shaft by dropping a coin or pebble and listening. The character has a 2-in-6 chance of success (rolled in secret by the referee). If the d6 roll is a 3 or 4, the scout’s estimate is off by 20%; on a 5 or 6 he has failed. Too, the character can determine the slope of dungeon passages, able to detect even the shallowest of slants on a base 2-in-6 chance of success.

Lucky:  Add plus one to all saving throws.

Matt Jackson Walks Into A Strip Bar....

Just what the title says.  All about our bet.  :)  Plus updates on stuff. 

5e Modifications: Cleric Domain: Worship of the Evil Elemental God of Earth Ogremach

Please see the earlier post on the Temple of Elemental Evil and the Battle of Emridy Meadows for necessary background to fully understand the material below.

Cleric Domain:  Worship of the Evil Elemental God of Earth Ogremach

Domain Spells:

           

Cleric Level	Spells
1	Earth Tremor, Magic Missile: Acid
3	Earth Bind, Melf’s Acid Arrow
5	Erupting Earth, Protection from Energy (Acid Only)
7	Stone Shape, Stone Skin
9	Conjure Elemental (Earth Only), Energy Flood (Acid only, no undead)

At 1^st Level:

Bonus Proficiency:  Heavy Armor

Minor Ability: Resist Acid, Earth and Poison dmg

At 2^nd Level

Channel Divinity:  +1d8 Acid dmg all weapon attacks that hit in next 10 rounds

At 6^th Level

Channel Divinity: Max dmg to Acid, Earth, or Poison spells, magical devices or scrolls for one minute

At 8^th Level

Ability: Summon Fire Elemental.  Lasts for 1 round per level, does not require concentration, and is under the mental control of caster. It goes back to home plane after one minute

At 17^th Level

Ability granted by their choice of who they followed at 10^th Level:  Iuz or Zuggtmoy