Saturday, May 5, 2012

Children, Ritual Cannibalism, Cults, and D&D

So my nephew was indoctrinated into the second stage of the local cult's hierarchy today, via ritual cannibalism.  So I bought him D&D, a game wherein he can learn about necromancy, demon summoning, home invasions, assassination, and how to take everyone's shit once you've murdered them. 

In other words, I bought the nephew the Pathfinder Boxed Set for his first communion today.  Why?  Because fuck you to all the biblethumpers of the early 80's, that's why.