So my nephew was indoctrinated into the second stage of the local cult's hierarchy today, via ritual cannibalism. So I bought him D&D, a game wherein he can learn about necromancy, demon summoning, home invasions, assassination, and how to take everyone's shit once you've murdered them.
In other words, I bought the nephew the Pathfinder Boxed Set for his first communion today. Why? Because fuck you to all the biblethumpers of the early 80's, that's why.