Sunday, May 8, 2011

The Story of Donut Cores and Forgotten Rums, By Sean K. Reynolds--Goddamn Hilarious Inside Look

This is hilarious, an "an allegorical story about writing fantasy books," purely fictional of course.  ;) 

"This is a story about the elves who work in Gameland. The elves write recipe books ... two kinds of books in particular: books about Donut Cores, and books about Forgotten Rums. The Donut Core books had a lot of recipes (the elves called many-recipe books "crunchy books" for a reason that is too long to relate here), and gave a lot of suggestions about things you could make with Donut Cores, but didn't have a lot of history and interesting descriptions of where the Donut Cores came from, their history, or famous people who used Donut Cores. The Forgotten Rums books were less crunchy, but had the stories behind the Rum recipes, history of where the Rums come from, and information on the people who make those Rums. Still, the elves knew that a lot of people like the Donut Core books and a lot of people like the Forgotten Rums books, so they continued to make both kinds...."

Continued on Sean's site.

More interesting posts by Sean on tons of topics here.