Saturday, May 1, 2010

The Decline of Man

What is good in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Modern man:  To only have to share my cubicle with 2 other people, to get an extra 10 minute break a week, and to have a day where you don't have to hear the lamentations of the copier breaking down again.

Don't you just wish sometimes that you could take a sword and carve out a kingdom somewhere due to pure badassedness?

D&D---The closest we'll get.