Friday, June 26, 2009

Magic Item: eM Jack's Solitary Glove of Power

This artifact, thought to come from a plane of existence where many silly self-distracted people dwell, grants several powers:

1. Ability to cause all Zombie's within sight to dance as if the spell Otto's Irresistible Dance were cast upon them.

2. +5 to all attacks when engaged in knife fights, when the ungloved hand is tied to that of another.

Known Detrimental Effects include:

1. Wearer has a permanent high pitched voice as if castrated.

2. Wearer must walk backwards at least 5 rounds per day while grabbing crotch.

3. Wearer must cast Permanent Alter Self spells on himself at least once per year in an effort to look more like a woman.

New powers and effects are being researched every day. Feel free to add more that your characters have discovered...